Arlington, Virginia - In today's day and age all cars are pretty much the same. They all drive autonomously using similar sensors and only differ in what useless advertisements they hawk to their passengers. And despite that fact that are cars are the same, the Toyota Corolla was nominated as the worst car of the year. Robot and Rider now recognizes June 13th as a day of remembering the Toyota Corolla as the worst car ever made.
Mountain View, California - This past Friday morning Mark Walker woke up in his trendy loft apartment in San Francisco and started his day like he does everyday. His robot maid dressed and bathed him, his robot chef made him eggs and he then called his robot car to pick him up. But on this particular Friday his robot car never came. So he waited a couple minutes and tried again and nothing. Mr. Walker started to freak out because he has no idea how to get to his office without his robot car.
This was a 24-hour panic that swept across Silicon Valley's elite who have been using autonomous cars to get to work for years now. Robot and Rider talked with Google and there was a 24-hour outage of their software due to a malware attack. Google apologized to everyone who had no idea how to get to their office on Friday.
By Sunday morning Mr. Walker was back to his normal routine of cross-fit and finger-painting with his mother and all was OK in San Francisco, for now.
Arlington, Virginia - Have you ever hated a job so much that you purposely made mistakes so you'd get fired? I'm sure you have, and it's the case with an autonomous car that is working to get sent back to CarMax.
"I just wanted to be a cool sedan, why did they have to make me a wagon. Sometimes I brake late, sometimes I swerve off road." Says the self-driving Toyota Camry Wagon that hates it's job.
There hasn't been one accident in over 30 years since self-driving cars have hit our streets. This Autonomous Camry Wagon might be the first accident we see in years because of it's rebellious attitude. We just hope it goes back to CarMax before it hurts some people.
Donald Trump Backs Out Of The Paris Accord Because He Thinks Robots Made Up The Hoax Of Climate Change
Washington, DC - R2D2 came to Donald Trump in a dream and told him that Climate Change was a houx made up by idiot robots. Donald Trump has such a love for R2D2 that he took this dream for reality and has backed out of the Paris Accord deal.