Washington, DC - A major report from robot researchers came out today stating, "autonomous cars will not be ready for roadways overnight." This is a huge shock to consumers, because every news outlet is talking about how close autonomous cars are to taking over our streets. You might even think that your own cars is autonomous.
The report says "Autonomous cars aren't fucking remotely close to hitting our streets in the near futures and whoever thinks so is out of their fucking mind." This is a refreshing reminder that there is a lot of work to be done before autonomous cars are safely integrated into your roadways.