Donald Trump Backs Out Of The Paris Accord Because He Thinks Robots Made Up The Hoax Of Climate Change
Washington, DC - R2D2 came to Donald Trump in a dream and told him that Climate Change was a houx made up by idiot robots. Donald Trump has such a love for R2D2 that he took this dream for reality and has backed out of the Paris Accord deal.
Vatican City, Italy - Recently, Donald and Melania Trump flew to Italy in the Presidential rocket ship to visit Pope Francis. It was meant to be a time to talk about pizza, friendships, and gelato. But when Pope Francis asked Melania what she feeds Donald Trump she really didn't have an answer for him. This surprised Pope Francis and it also surprised Melania a bit too. Melania thought to herself that she really had not seen Donald eat anything at all during the entire time they have been together. And it was at that exact moment that Pope Francis and Melania both realized that Donald Trump is an AutoBot that can not be defeated.
Donald Trump Claims That General Motors Would Have Never Gone Bankrupt If Andrew Jackson Was Still Around
Detroit, Michigan - During Donald Trumps recent visit Detroit, Michigan he visited General Motors (GM) headquarters and met with GM's CEO, Mary Barra. After his visit he realized what a big heart Mary has and during a recent press event made the claim that if Andrew Jackson was around in 2008 General Motors would have never gone out had to claim bankruptcy.
When Robot and Rider questioned Donald Trump about this statement he said, "You know what I mean, you can come to your own conclusion. I don't need to explain myself here, it's as clear as day." That really makes sense to Mr. Robot. Because at that time GM definitely wasn't selling cars to people who can't afford it and making terribly built cars.