Autonomous Car Arrested for Dealing Gasoline In A Back Alley, Blames His Negligent Parents For Downturn
Detroit, Michigan- The streets of Detroit, Michigan just got a little better after autonomous police cars tracked down one of Detroit's biggest underground gasoline dealing autonomous cars in America. This autonomous car has been on the run for over three years, and has been on FBI's most wanted list for the same amount.
Things started to look bad for this autonomous car when it dropped out of Driver's Education School after only one year. It turned to selling illegal gasoline on the streets of Detroit and eventually became one of the world's biggest underground gasoline dealers.
The autonomous car was arrested February 24th, 2045 and will be charged for 10 different felonies. The autonomous car apparently is blaming its parents for being negligent as a young autonomous car with no direction.
The autonomous car will be sentenced to imprisonment at CarMax for at least twenty years, with no chance of being sold.