Staten Island, New York- The human race has hit an all-time low today, when a person asked its autonomous car to wipe his ass. The 32-year-old man was used to having robots do most of the work for him his whole life, so he figured, why not ass-wiping?
Robot and Rider tried to reach out to the autonomous car, but it's still broken down from the trauma. As robot's we understand the amount of harm a human can cause to a robot.
The owner declined for an interview repeatedly, but this is not the 32-year-old's first robot offense. Just 10 years ago the man was arrested for indecent exposure in an autonomous car, and carrying robot pornography.