Vatican City, Italy - Recently, Donald and Melania Trump flew to Italy in the Presidential rocket ship to visit Pope Francis. It was meant to be a time to talk about pizza, friendships, and gelato. But when Pope Francis asked Melania what she feeds Donald Trump she really didn't have an answer for him. This surprised Pope Francis and it also surprised Melania a bit too. Melania thought to herself that she really had not seen Donald eat anything at all during the entire time they have been together. And it was at that exact moment that Pope Francis and Melania both realized that Donald Trump is an AutoBot that can not be defeated.
Ford Motor Company Fires CEO Mark Fields And Appoints The World's First Autonomous Robot CEO (C-P3EO)
Detroit, Michigan - From the company that revolutionized the automobile industry with the assembly line, comes something totally new and crazy that it could work. It was announced today that Ford Motor Company would be firing CEO Mark Fields because he wasn't meeting shareholders expectations. Ford decided that it had enough of this human nonsense and Mr. Fields would be replaced with the worlds first Autonomous Robot CEO -code named C-P3EO.
It was a move to shock the industry and prove that not only do humans suck at driving cars, but also suck at running companies. It shocked the nation and has every CEO around the world cowering in their penthouse corner offices.
Little Girl Mistakes Hot Water Heater For A Robot. The National Association Of Robots (NARs) Is Pissed!
Washington, D.C - The National Association of Robots is in an outrage at the moment. Because of video that surfaced today of what appears to be a little girl mistaking a hot water heater for a robot. Robots around the world are appalled and offended.
Robot and Rider hopes that this little girls parents one day will teach her the difference between an appliance and a robot.
Another Win For #TeamRobot
Indianapolis, Indiana- Nascar racing has been on the decline since its peak in 2004. Cars going in circles can only be watched so many times. But when autonomous cars have taken over Nascar, it has become cool again. "Race car drivers" can crash the cars and no one gets hurt. Well, no humans do.
The only reason people tune into Nascar is for the crashes. Sad, but true. Now that robots control the cars, "drivers" are able to take bigger risks. There are at least 10 crashes, per race now. Robot and Rider even found a direct correlation between crashes and viewership.
Nascar fan and driver told Robot and Rider that, "I just fucking love it when robots crash into each other, they are so dumb." Since humans, not control the autonomous Nascar race cars, their drivers will purposely crash them into the other cars, to please the fans.
There have been some great robots lost in the sport of Nascar. We can only hope that humans realize, robots have souls too.