Manufacturers Will Make Automatic Braking Standard In New Cars By 2022, Customers Are Hoping Autonomous Cars Will Wipe Their Butt By 2032
Washington, DC- It's one small step for robots and leap ahead for autonomous cars, automatic braking will now be standard in cars starting in 2022. This will dramatically reduce accidents by further protecting humans from themselves.
Once humans are eliminated from driving, people will finally be safe again. That will leave humans with less to do while driving.
In a hope to do even less, humans have started pitching automakers to now have cars wipe their butts. . Humans, you keep dreaming big.