The autonomous Tesla said "It was tired of doing all the work!"
Apparently the owner was not kind to his Tesla Model S, draining the battery to low, and using the autonomous driving features to much.
Go to selfracingcars.com. Robot and Rider's favorite company Comma.ai will be there! Cool things are happening.
Short answer, yes.
Can Mr. Hotz beat Google and Tesla in the autonomous game? Only time will tell, but George Hotz is one smart fucking dude, that might the only person more cocky than Elon Musk. And that's really cocky.
Watch this grandma's reaction to a Tesla Model S in self-driving mode.
Yea, Neither Would We, And We Are Robots.
Doesn't Motor Trend know that only robots have the answer to what future of cars will be?
Matte Black Exterior, Competition Orange Stripe, Launch Control Interior.
Arizona- Ford went full-military to deploy its mission "Nitghtonomy." Although, if we are making this big of a deal that a car drive at night, autonomous cars might be screwed.
Silicon Valley-Tesla just released this press statement this morning. "In the first 24 hours Model 3 received over 180,000 reservations, setting the record for the highest single-day sales of any product of any kind ever in world history."
That means that nearly 200,000 poeple have agreed to give Tesla $1,000 for a car they will have to wait over two years to even have a chance at getting. The only reason to do so would be to brag to your friends. Feeling important is why humans do everything they do, and why Robots Rule the world!
Mississippi Governor Signs New Law Denying Gay or LGBT Autonomous Cars To Charge At Certain Charging Stations
Mississippi - In strange turn of events, Mississippi Governor just signed a law allowing owners of charging stations to deny gay or LGBT autonomous cars to charge at certain charge points. The Governor feels like it's an act of religious freedom to deny gay/lgbt autonomous cars the right to charge in certain places if it goes against the charge point owners beliefs.
Robot and Rider has heard that the governor is even thinking about denying autonomous cars of color in the state of Mississippi.
Ashville, NC- Roborace has shown its most recent driverless race car above. There is no doubt that it is a stunning design. Remove humans and things start to become beautiful. But us Robots have a question, don't humans love crashes? If robots are racing, there will be no crashes, not to sure how many Americans will want to watch robots perfectly lap a track.
Robot and Rider knows robots and Mr. Hotz is one of the best. Watch him in action building an autonomous car in his garage.
Arlington, Virginia- A local Arlington, Virginia man has taken to the popular want ads website Craigslist to find himself an autonomous car. He was quite jealous of all his friends being driven to work by their "uber-cool" autonomous cars. After being fed up with his "non-robot" car, he searched the "Used Car" section of Craigslist to find himself an autonomous car. Unfortunately, all he found with his $5,ooo budget price cap, were Chinese made hoverboards. After much thought and debate he settled on buying a longboard to get to work. Accordingly to Details magazine, it's the next coolest way to get to work other than an autonomous car.
Washington, DC - A major report from robot researchers came out today stating, "autonomous cars will not be ready for roadways overnight." This is a huge shock to consumers, because every news outlet is talking about how close autonomous cars are to taking over our streets. You might even think that your own cars is autonomous.
The report says "Autonomous cars aren't fucking remotely close to hitting our streets in the near futures and whoever thinks so is out of their fucking mind." This is a refreshing reminder that there is a lot of work to be done before autonomous cars are safely integrated into your roadways.
Manufacturers Will Make Automatic Braking Standard In New Cars By 2022, Customers Are Hoping Autonomous Cars Will Wipe Their Butt By 2032
Washington, DC- It's one small step for robots and leap ahead for autonomous cars, automatic braking will now be standard in cars starting in 2022. This will dramatically reduce accidents by further protecting humans from themselves.
Once humans are eliminated from driving, people will finally be safe again. That will leave humans with less to do while driving.
In a hope to do even less, humans have started pitching automakers to now have cars wipe their butts. . Humans, you keep dreaming big.
Charlottesville, Virginia- Because "you never know when you'll need to do a few reps," fraternity brother Nick Bleck has installed the first ever bench press set in his autonomous car. Mr. Bleck has been hitting the gym ever since his dad forced him to do his first biceps curls in front of the whole family during Christmas 1992. Ever since that first bicep curl, Mr. Bleck has been hooked on how lifting weights make his body toned.
Mr. Bleck's life has taken a tragic turn ever since his two hour commute to work in Washington, DC has taken up all his free-time. "Ever since I left college, I really haven't had to time to keep my physique in top notch shape. I'm not getting the high school girls checking me out as much as in my college days."
In an attempt to bring back the glory of Mr. Bleck's college "bod", he installed a bench press set in his autonomous car to "do some reps on his way to work." This is the first weight set Robot and Rider has ever seen in an autonomous car.
Detroit, Michigan- Every media outlet and car company is talking about autonomous cars. Yet, no publications or car manufacturers know what the future of autonomous cars will be. Recently, at an International Auto Show car companies were caught cheating off each others reports on autonomous cars.
Car makers have no idea what the future holds, and that leaves them in an awkward situation. Car makers have turned to cheating off of each others reports in order to be up-to-date with all the new technologies.
All car manufactures are reporting that autonomous cars are "just around the corner."