Herdon, Virginia- It is chaos currently at Volkswagen Headquarters, after the news that Volkswagen has been pouring toxic waste into local rivers and ponds. It has taken four months for Volkswagen to own up to this mess, and finally Volkswagen has come out with a response. Volkswagen is blaming its fleet of autonomous vehicles for dumping the toxic waste in to local rivers and ponds, thus poisoning thousands of neighborhoods. It says that it can't fully control its autonomous car fleet and isn't responsible for the autonomous cars actions.
Millions of Americans have taken to the streets in an outrage and are flipping over all Volkswagen autonomous vehicles. Robot and Rider managed to talk with Virginian resident Joe Bob, while he was spraying painting a Volkswagen autonomous car with the letters "FU**." Joe told us "I can't believe this autonomous cars have the balls to dump toxic waste into our water! I'm going to make sure there isn't one of these left driving our streets."
Here at Robot and Rider we are still in shock that Volkswagen is blaming its fleet of autonomous cars on its recent toxic waste scandal. We aren't sure who is responsible for such a terrible act but Robot and Rider tried to contact a Volkswagen for comment, they declined.